Kyle got me wise on this. Apparently there is some concern that Beyonce’s 2013 Super Bowl halftime show was a satanic ritual meant to summon a demon from another plane of existence to our own. Okay, so far, makes perfect sense.
Destiny’s Child is composed of three women who sing and dance and use their sexuality to seduce men. Witches. Beyonce, being the archdruidess of the coven, has gone out on her own because female groups aren’t hot anymore. It’s like the line of play from Stardust where the three old witches are dying and they need to steal the youth of a fallen star, so they use their power to make one of them hot again to go get it. You know how it goes. Stardust was alright.
In order for her rituals to work, she needs to have millions of people entranced at once, and the Super Bowl halftime show is the perfect place for it. Note the flames, the demon visages, the pentagrams. They’re there. And then Beyonce did this joke a big favor by dancing like a lunatic. There are literally hundreds of pictures available online of Beyonce looking like a demon. I don’t even need to show you one. But, I will.
So, there are a lot of other notable paranormal experts who have taken a look at this macabre halftime show. Some have noted that her eyes appear to change color and her tongue becomes serpentine. In addition, it does kinda look like there is an alien being trying to burst forward from her clavicle, doesn’t it?
Should we talk about the power outage? I’m not saying that the power outage was a direct result of Beyonce Knowles trying to pull an otherworldly creature through the fabric of the omniverse into our own reality. No. I’m saying that the ritual probably required an hour or so of darkness to work properly. And the Illuminati probably helped her out a little bit. And Mercedez-Benz almost certainly had some hand in play here.
So, where’s the demon? Well, I’ve heard tell that maybe the demon manifests itself as Beyonce’s alter-ego. Beyonce refers to “Sasha Fierce” as a stage presence that consumes her when she’s performing and allows her to channel the power to reach millions of people. She says she gets this power from God, but did the Super Bowl halftime show really look like anything even remotely Christian to you?
I have my doubts.
I’m not saying Beyonce is a succubus trying to take the souls of all the men in the world. She just wanted the most powerful man, Jay-Z. Now their offspring shall surely utter the words that begin the spell which ends the world. Now you know.